I still will cling to my aloha shirts- I love them to death. They're not serious attire though, they have their time and place. I love Posh to death for the fashion advice- she's got me to the point of modding a rep briefcase and even my wife says the clothing being delivered back home is bangin but I'll be buried in an aloha shirt; my final PI$$ OFF to the world

The hair is a result of not being able to pop out to the local Supercuts for a trim. Being stuck in the middle of nowhere for 6 months, your hair tends to get a bit long, especially when your workday is 18-20 hours and not 8. Haircuts are WAY down on the list of things to do during my time here. That plus nobody cares what you look like or what you wear where I am

The large guns are a result of being in a place where you get shot at, a lot. Being able to shoot back helps, as harsh language has not worked to dissuade those shooting from continuing in that course of action. They seem to be quite committed to cracking my melon; as committed as I am in keeping the aforementioned melon cracking from happening.

BTW The Magnum wannabe is completely incorrect. Magnum wore a 1979 red Jungle Bird, not that odd palm tree looking thing