OMG. Just got in from work to find THIS. 1 I have never owned or wore an electronic keyboard......Ever. 2 I have never owned a gold watch. And 3 . Who let this happen. Pat if you had anything to do with this, I'm gonna kick ya crutches away.Is nothing sacred. I see this place as a gentlemans lounge. I can smell the leather and wood everytime I log in.This is too much