Haha, come on Robbie, those vintage Rollers aren't that expensive. Pretty sure you could get one. Mine's a Mulliner Park Ward, so you pay a slight premium for that, but there's plenty of stock LHD Silver Spirits/Spurs in nice condition available for sale for the same money as you pay for a W221 or a C216. Ones with chipped paint, rust, minor engine damage or RHD configuration go for less (sometimes MUCH less) than that.

You got your W221 already, mate? I still haven't got mine... all my money goes into furnishing this damn house... bloody bottomless pit