Taking on Friends

[Grapeshot]

In the past months I have had a couple of requests from fellow members to be flagged as a friend. I have of course accepted as it would be un-British, if not rude, to reject such requests.
I am however intrigued as to what I have committed to as I’ve been unsuccessful in my searches for information about this lofty status.
For example, do I have to second for my new friends, should they be involved in a duel to the death?
Will I be called upon to be an executer to their wills or have to dash to their hospital bed in the event of a life threatening disease or near fatal accident?
Do I now find myself responsible for their mortgage and debts should they default or be expected to provide for their families in hard times. Can I make reciprocal claims for myself, or is this a one way commitment?
Any enlightenment would be most welcome.

[JMS1988]

If your friend scams someone in a M2M transaction, you are held accountable on the basis of surety bonds.

It's been in RG guidelines since 2007, i can't believe you don't know this rule.

[capice]

responsable for all your friends and their actions buddy....it's Sparta......

[Grapeshot]

If your friend scams someone in a M2M transaction, you are held accountable on the basis of surety bonds.

It's been in RG guidelines since 2007, i can't believe you don't know this rule.

I knew it. It's as the old saying proves 'No good deed goes unpunished'.

[Grapeshot]

responsable for all your friends and their actions buddy....it's Sparta......

Is that the actual original Greek Sparta where heroic gladiators fought to the last man, or are we talking about the video game? To be honest I'm not sure that either option appeals to me.

[d3s19n]

No friend invitations for me yet???

Or maybe it’s just that I can’t see the friend function on Tapatalk... yes that must be it. Yes I’m sure that’s the case lol

[JMS1988]

On the other hand, who wouldn't like to be friends with Winston Churchill?

[Grapeshot]

On the other hand, who wouldn't like to be friends with Winston Churchill?

One of my favourite quotes:
“Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.” (WSC)

[JMS1988]

One of my favourite quotes:
“Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.” (WSC)

Replace courage with success and you'll have an advice that every startuper or a beginner businessman should follow.

[RobertM]

Sniffle....I don't have any friends.

[Grapeshot]

Sniffle....I don't have any friends.

There, There... Everyone here on RG is your friend.

[rsamson49]

Is that the actual original Greek Sparta where heroic gladiators fought to the last man, or are we talking about the video game? To be honest I'm not sure that either option appeals to me.

I am pretty sure it is the Sparta where the men walked around and even fought naked.

[daytonadragon]

In the past months I have had a couple of requests from fellow members to be flagged as a friend. I have of course accepted as it would be un-British, if not rude, to reject such requests.
I am however intrigued as to what I have committed to as I’ve been unsuccessful in my searches for information about this lofty status.
For example, do I have to second for my new friends, should they be involved in a duel to the death?
Will I be called upon to be an executer to their wills or have to dash to their hospital bed in the event of a life threatening disease or near fatal accident?
Do I now find myself responsible for their mortgage and debts should they default or be expected to provide for their families in hard times. Can I make reciprocal claims for myself, or is this a one way commitment?
Any enlightenment would be most welcome.

It is like being a member of the British Royal family. You are entitled to what ever you want.

[Grapeshot]

It is like being a member of the British Royal family. You are entitled to what ever you want.

Now that's more what I wanted to hear DD. I knew that I could rely on you to bring a rational and sensible note into this thread.
Just making my list now.

[RobertM]

There, There... Everyone here on RG is your friend.

[JMS1988]

There, There... Everyone here on RG is your friend.

I find that hard to believe.

[daytonadragon]

There, There... Everyone here on RG is your friend.

Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?

I seen you 'round for a long, long time on RG, yeah
I remembered you when you liked my post

Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?

I've seen you postin' down in eye candy
I PM’ed you but you could not look respond

Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?

I pay my money to the RG TD’s
I see you posting every time

Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?

The rep watch you have don't matter to me, ow
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?

I'd kinda like to be the RG admins, yeah
So I can show you how your money's spent, ooh

Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?

Sometimes I don't post bright, alright
But yet I know what I'm talking about

Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?

I know you're working for the RG factories.
They wouldn't have you in the mafia

Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?
Why can't we be RG friends?

[JMS1988]

Daytonadragon, joined Dec 2009, is a Texan songwriter, rapper, celebrity, watch collector and an adult film actor.

[daytonadragon]

Daytonadragon, born Dec 2009, is a Texan songwriter, rapper, celebrity, watch collector and an adult film actor.

And I also had plastic surgery numerous times to enhance my looks and body parts.

[JMS1988]

And I also had plastic surgery numerous times to enhance my looks and body parts.

Well, watch out since just yesterday news came out that Ehud Arye Laniado, a 65-yo billionaire, died during a penile enlargement surgery.
Why Billionaire Ehud Arye Laniado Died During a Penis Enlargement

[daytonadragon]

Well, watch out since just yesterday news came out that Ehud Arye Laniado, a 65-yo billionaire, died during a penile enlargement surgery.
Why Billionaire Ehud Arye Laniado Died During a Penis Enlargement

Ouch, when it comes to life, size does not matter.

[Grapeshot]

Daytonadragon, joined Dec 2009, is a Texan songwriter, rapper, celebrity, watch collector and an adult film actor.

I seem to have accumulated another friend (daytonadragon), so perhaps I should now introduce myself more formally.
For the benefit of DD and others who have never met me - I look a little like Robert Redford when he was younger, though probably slightly more handsome.
I have the gift. I speak in tongues that only aliens can understand. I can bend light and see around corners in the dark. When I break wind I produce the aroma of Chanel No. 5. I can build watches blindfold using a three pound hammer and a cold chisel. I am considered a deity by some remote Amazonian tribes and I can foretell the future after the event.
When I took an intelligence test with MENSA my IQ could not be determined as it was beyond the maximum that could be registered.
I have explored the deepest and darkest jungles of Africa and Brazil without once being ill. I survived the Antarctic for three winters with only a slingshot and a broken penknife.
My three forays into space are legendary where I discovered several new star systems. I once encountered an alien while making repairs to the International Space Station but unfortunately I had left my camera behind, though I did get his autograph – or was it her autograph?
I was offered a Knighthood when I was seven, but my acceptance form was lost in the post.
I would like to tell you more but I am restrained by the UK official secrets act, which I had to sign prior to being parachuted into a convent in Northern Italy. I can say no more.

[JMS1988]

My three forays into space are legendary where I discovered several new star systems. I once encountered an alien while making repairs to the International Space Station but unfortunately I had left my camera behind, though I did get his autograph – or was it her autograph?

You got HIS autograph? I would determine he (or she) would want to take an autograph from you, not the other way around. It may be explained with your humility, but it also may be a sign of some slim exaggeration? I would be very prudent in making any accusations of the sort but someone less familiar with you may come to the irrevocably invalid conclusion that you might have, say, colored the facts.

[daytonadragon]

I have been a member of RG for almost 10 years, for those of you who don’t know me below is a brief outline of whom I am.

Alien Abductors ask Daytonadragon to probe them
Cuba imports cigars from Daytonadragon. Mosquitos refuse to bite Daytonadragon purely out of respect. In museums, I am allowed to touch the art. Dicing onions doesn’t make Daytonadragon cry, it only makes Daytonadragon stronger
Even my enemies list Daytonadragon as their emergency contact number
Every time I go for a swim dolphins appears
Find out what it is in life you don’t do well and then don’t do that thing
I bowl overhand.
I can identify UFOs
I can open a Piñata with a wink and a smile
I can speak Spanish in Russian
I divorced my wife because I caught her littering.
I don’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
I have amassed an incredibly large DVD library and it is said I never once alphabetized it
I have been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into the room
I have crossed the point of no return – on several occasions.
I have inside jokes with complete strangers
I have never filled up on chips
I have never relied on Mistletoe
I have won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
I am fluent in all languages, including three that I only speaks.
I am left-handed and right-handed.
I am the life of parties that I have never attended
I am the only man to have ever aced a Rorschach test
I am the reason those nine ladies are dancing
I live vicariously through Daytonadragon’s self
I never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken
I once challenged my own reflection to a staring contest on the third day I won
I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
I once punched a magician – that’s right you heard me
I tips an astonishing 100%.
I wouldn’t be afraid to show my feminine side if I had one
I won trophies for my game face alone
My beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
My blood smells like cologne.
My business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
My cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for Daytonadragon.
My charm is so contagious vaccines have been created for it
My hands feel like rich brown suede
My legend proceeds Daytonadragon the way lighting proceeds thunder
My mother has a tattoo that says son
My New Year Resolutions will blow your mind that is why I never tells anyone
My passport requires no photograph.
My personality is so magnetic I am unable to carry credit cards
My pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time.
My Pinatas fight back
My reputation is expanding faster than the universe
My shirts never wrinkle.
My snow globe gets 24 inches of powder annually
My words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw
If at first I do not succeed, then it is impossible.
If were to give you directions you would never get lost and arrive at least 5 minutes early
If I were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
If I were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank Daytonadragon.
If you were to see Daytonadragon walking a Chihuahua it would still look masculine
In museums, I am allowed to touch the art.
Mosquitos refuse to bite Daytonadragon purely out of respect.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after Daytonadragon.
Once while sailing around the world, I discovered a short cut.
One should never shake my gifts (just trust me on this one)
Panhandlers give Daytonadragon money.
Regardless of temperature you can never see my breath
Respected archaeologists fight over my discarded apple cores.
Several saints share my likeness or vice versa depending on who you ask
Some say I found the fountain of youth but didn’t drink because I wasn’t thirsty
The aztec calendar has my cinco de mayo party chiseled in
The contents of my tacos refuse to fall from their shells
The front of my house looks like it was built by the Mayans because it was
The pheromones of my secrets have been known to affect people miles away in a slight but measurable way
The police often question me just because they find Daytonadragon interesting.
When I drive a new car off the lot, it increases in value.
When it is raining it is because I am thinking about something sad
Years ago I Built city of blocks – today over 600,000 people live and work there
I am a very humble person.

[diemuse]

I have been a member of RG for almost 10 years, for those of you who don’t know me below is a brief outline of whom I am.

Alien Abductors ask Daytonadragon to probe them

...

When it is raining it is because I am thinking about something sad
Years ago I Built city of blocks – today over 600,000 people live and work there
I am a very humble person.

Seems that Chuck Norris is your little brother?