Quote Originally Posted by DeCrow View Post
Must remember to write all my comments in full sentences with the correct punctuation lest my user ID ends up in the title of another thread .
Go for a different approach. Precisely, a different variation of the same method. Instead of complimenting other people's watches, do the opposite. Like this:

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Not my taste

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Screams fake

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You can't possibly pull this off

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My dog could tell that it's fake

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You went for the wrong version

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Wouldn't take that if it was free

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Hurts my eyes

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:vomit: