Why'd You Come In Here Looking Like That?: Not Enough Do's and Too Many Don'ts

[Pugwash]

Crocs, never. White socks, never. Tucked-in t-shirts, never. Pre-ripped jeans, never. Stone-washed jeans, never. The 80s are not back, they were uncool even back in the 80s. Tags on, never.

Oh, and ladies, Uggs are out. They never looked good, but we told you they did to get in your pants. Same goes for oversized gradient shades. Sorry.

Remember, when you dress up to look good, that's fine. But if you're doing it all labels and la mode, you're doing it to compete with other women. Count us out, we think you look stupid, but of course we'll say you look good because ... it's the pants thing again.

[Guanaco]

Crocs, never. White socks, never. Tucked-in t-shirts, never. Pre-ripped jeans, never. Stone-washed jeans, never. The 80s are not back, they were uncool even back in the 80s. Tags on, never.

Oh, and ladies, Uggs are out. They were never looked good, but we told you they did to get in your pants. Same goes for oversized gradient shades. Sorry.

Remember, when you dress up to look good, that's fine. But if you're doing it all labels and la mode, you're doing it to compete with other women. Count us out, we think you look stupid, but of course we'll say you look good because ... it's the pants thing again.

+1

Pug, we seem to have the same mind when it comes to this. However I only wear white socks with boating shoes if at the beach or on a deep-sea fishing trip, the ones that make you look like you have no socks on. And I couldn't agree more on the Crocs, they were made to make people look bad.