Why'd You Come In Here Looking Like That?: Not Enough Do's and Too Many Don'ts

[ruffmonkey]

Lol @ Op

[daytonadragon]

Posh,

Should men wear boxers or briefs or thong underwear when they dress for success.

[Posh]

Posh,

Should men wear boxers or briefs or thong underwear when they dress for success.

Gosh, I'm not sure. Lemme think about this . . .

If you're dressing for success for a job at some place conservative like Berkshire Hathaway, you'll probably want to wear briefs.

If you're trying to get to the corner office at Charles Schwab, you probably want to wear boxers.

If you're trying to impress the reprobates at Goldman Sachs and want to feel like they act (dirty whores), then you're better off wearing the thongs.

But if you're offered an "interview" at Lehman Brothers with the address given being at the Mexican border, you may as well show up naked because you're about to get human trafficked.

[daytonadragon]

Posh,

Thanks for the response.

Reminds of the joke for the Lehman Brothers investment banker.

When Lehman Brothers was going down the drain in October 2008, a Lehman Brothers investment banker was acting very strangely and would show up to work wearing a shirt, shoes, and socks, no pants and no underwear.

He was wrapped in saran wrap from his waist down to about 12 inches above his knees. The Lehman Brothers partner whom the gentleman worked for insisted that the investment banker see the Lehman Brothers company psychologist ASAP. The investment banker who was wrapped in the saran wrap was taken to the Lehman Brothers company psychologist to have his mental capabilities assessed. The Lehman Brothers partner told the psychologist that the investment banker is insane. The psychologist responded that until he runs some tests, he can not determine if the investment banker is insane or sane, however, he said based on his initial evaluation of the Lehman Brothers investment banker wearing saran wrap as pseudo under wear "he is clearly nuts".