I wish I could be more honest in sales threads. I've seen some watches for sale that I wanted to post:

"Seriously, are you F'n kidding me? Did your kid make that? Was the object of the exercise to take as many random watch parts and shove them together into something that is round and kinda resembles a watch? I'd rather be late to work and get fired than have to tell time off of that piece of crap."

Ah, but I refrain.

(OK, maybe I've never actually seen a watch that bad for sale HERE at least.)