SFA - love you, Bro, and appreciative of your service.

BUT, looks like Posh has a project when you get back to civilization. Total SFA makeover.

Yeah, the Hawaiian shirt is popular among CIA and security types, but it still doesn't pass fashion muster. Tucking in the Hawaiian shirt makes the offense that much worse. Adding a mullet to the mix puts you over the top. If you grow a Saddam mustache and sport some of those folding 80s Ferrari shades, then you'll complete the picture (as Posh illustrated above). Open shirt is also a no-no.

Not saying my own sh_t doesn't stink... I'm a natural born fashion mess myself, but the wife keeps me on the straight and narrow. When we got hitched, she went into my closet and torched my 2 Hawaiian shirts that I insisted looked cool. In retrospect I shudder to think I was wearing those things in public.. Trust the gang on this one. They're as garrish as it gets.