Newb here...

[DVS]

I will be 31 in 8 days.... blech.... I am blessed with having great skin, and not aging very fast. Then again, my dad still looks like he's in his 40's... Why do you ask???

I thought you were mid twenties!
I was just wondering

[hoochman]

I thought you were mid twenties!
I was just wondering

Sly dog Dimer.

Nice compliment on the youthful appearance and then comes the classic pick up lines (I have heard them all before)

Whats your sign?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

I have only three months to live. ..

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Be unique and different, say yes.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

my favorite

(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready

"I don't even know anyone with herpes"

[DVS]

Sly dog Dimer.

Nice compliment on the youthful appearance and then comes the classic pick up lines (I have heard them all before)

Whats your sign?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"

Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

I have only three months to live. ..

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Be unique and different, say yes.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

my favorite

(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready

"I don't even know anyone with herpes"

Was it that obvious...