I was gonna say Sub-C, (the new Ceramic Submariner), if you want the heaviest of subs. It's a little bigger than standard Subs, and wears big, too. I'm 6'1", 300 lbs, and it looks fine on my ham-wrists. Hate to break it to ya, but your cherry is popped already, on a cheap, nasty piece of garbage, BUT, now it only gets better! Welcome, and thanks for fighting, we appreciate it.