Why'd You Come In Here Looking Like That?: Not Enough Do's and Too Many Don'ts

[Guanaco]

[Dizzy]

OMG i just laughed so hard i spit my water all over my laptop

hahaha! thats awesome.

[Posh]

Speaking of Sunglasses, Oakley M-Frames look stupid. Someone needs to tell you.

Those ARE pretty f*cked up looking. This is why Oakley is no longer an independent brand. NASCAR hillbilly dads can't support a company on their own.

Dear Posh,

You could not be more correct regarding your view of Crocs. No self - respecting man should be caught dead in a pair of Crocs. They are the ass - zit of the male wardrobe.

I'd also like to put on notice, all the douce - bags that wear their Bluetooth headsets while not on the phone. It doesn't make you look cool, you look like a douce bag. Take them off. You look like a douce bag.

R

They should be called "Douche"tooth headsets. You are so on the money with this.

You really don't see anything wrong with these? Okay, well, uh, keep rockin'em.

Carry on then.