Why'd You Come In Here Looking Like That?: Not Enough Do's and Too Many Don'ts

[Pugwash]

Those jeans are a rip-off of Nantucket reds from Murray's Toggery on Main Street, and they are totally fine between Memorial Day and Labor Day.

They look very Scooby-Doo to me.

[quizvan]

They look very Scooby-Doo to me.

^LOL

Must add: only dark-haired men should attempt to wear pastels. Blond and ginger-haired men need to stick to neutrals and darks or risk looking like a refugee from the IceCapades.