SFA,
Somebody has to tell you. Please tell me that the last guy doesn't have a mullet, and that he is not you.

Hawaiian shirts are very, very difficult to successfully result as a positive impression. Just no one will tell you that it's a joke. Large guns help, but still can't compensate for the obvious "I have no female influence to keep me from doing stupid man-stuff". Posh's no H-shirts is probably a good rule, because its well recognized as "bad thing". Specifically, women recognize them as a bad thing, whereas men think they show the "raw party animal" in them. Important safety tip: Men, listen to Posh. You don't have to understand it, just trust the Posh.

Make-up. Not to discredit the fair males of our race, but... damn.
Man bags, makeup, the over-the-top designer sunglasses with big designer labels, earrings, shoes with YSL prints.... Lets leave that to our friends that are more estrogen endowed.

Tattoos? I almost got one when I was in Navy. Glad my period of insecurity didn't take me there. Earrings and Tattoos are lumped in with Hawaiian shirts in my eyes. Low self esteem. One exception. If I was an olympian, I would get a tattoo of the rings. It means something.

Sharp Dressed man, yes. Killer watches. Yes. Aura of "I am comfortable, styled, smart, disciplined". Yes. Smart and on budget? Yes!

Ridiculous? No. Remotely resembling a trailer park or a COPS show? No.

My personal opinions, but it works for me. You rock, Posh!

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