So I finally went to thread tools and viewed the page in "printable version" so I could see the entire post. My favorite one looking at them all HAS to be "The Vixen", not to mention Posh's comment...

"I'm a crazy b*tch but I f*ck so good you're on top it. Scratches all down your back to keep you right on."

That's AWESOME. Link me to the page where I can get that one!