Do you REALLY want to spend $5,000 on a f*cking wind up WATCH?! (I'm talking to you, idiot Paneristi!)

Welcome back Posh. If you are really writing for a living, I would recommend spending some time at this site.

http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/

This course covers basic writing skills, such as the use of quotation marks, punctuation, and verb tense.