I am Zoltar

[hambone]

Obey me or be squashed. My fragrance is compelling. My eyebrows are telling. Someone is smelling.

Hello Geeks, we are all Geeks in this realm. Watches are our God.
Fear us not those with heads full of pubic hair transplants, for we sort of, kind of, understand your folicle dilemmas.

The answer to all that ails Rep Geeks is more and more watches. After buying one, enjoy it for a few hours....AND THEN.....by another, and another, and another. Bwaaaaa ha ha ha ha!

Thank you and my sincere condolences.

[hambone]

Did I actually write the above? I must be possessed by the Cookie Monster.

[narikaa]

or Lysergics








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[elvis]

Zoltar, your fragrance IS compelling, however, the medication seems to be wearing off

[Breitfuture]

Well Damn!!

[Guv]

"I am Zoltar, leader of the Universe! Fear me!!!....
...one moment, my wife is calling me."