The first watch I remember owning was a Swiss Army watch when I was a kid. I loved that thing because my father gifted it to me for my birthday (and it made me feel like a soldier). Then I broke it while wrestling my uncle. I'm a couple years younger than him, and everyone knows how much of a size difference a couple years makes when you're young. Big bully. I was so mad at him.

I've since joined the Army and I've learned to take care of my belongings. Now I would like to own a watch that makes me feel like that Swiss Army watch made me feel. Maybe it's not possible but a guy can try, right?