Bank Account

[Uzi]

We need a bux bank account - some of us want to save for a rainy day.

Interest would be nice.

[roflwaffle]

interest rates in the US are wretched... wouldnt be worth your time...

[Uzi]

interest rates in the US are wretched... wouldnt be worth your time...

But in Repgeekland they rock, right?

[roflwaffle]

But in Repgeekland they rock, right?

Nope sorry.

but you can invest in the 'bank of rofl'. I'll guarentee 3% apr, which is much greater than national average. however I am not fdic approved.. and.. to be fair.. my investment strategy consists of the casino, where i am averaging 11% gains. but if i go bust.. no recourse. Just like the early days of the stock market and loans/interest..

So, let me know if you'd like to open an account.

I'll be sure to.. uh.. invest your gbucks wisely.

[Uzi]

So, let me know if you'd like to open an account.

Only if I get a free sandy wang.

[roflwaffle]

Well, I'll see what my business manager says about that.

Free sandy wangs were last month's promotion...

I'll tell you what.. as soon as i figure out just what the hell a 'you with the sandy wang' means, I'll be sure to send one or two your way.

ok?

[Uzi]

And pr0n. Free pr0n too, for my sandy wang.

[roflwaffle]

trust me man..
porn and sandy wangs don't mix

chaffing and whatnot...

[Uzi]

Okay, okay, just the sandy wang plus interest.

[roflwaffle]

ok, lets compromise.
ill send the sand, you provide the wang

you give me all your gbuks

and we'll go from there.

[Uzi]

ok, lets compromise.
ill send the sand, you provide the wang

you give me all your gbuks

and we'll go from there.

Forget the wang, I want interest!

[roflwaffle]

lol

compounded monthly?

[Uzi]

lol

compounded monthly?

Yeah, 5%.

[roflwaffle]

5% APR compounded monthly. thats like.. eh.. a 5.75% yield yearly.. something like that..

done and done.

I'll send the necessary forms in the morning.
Thanks for being a customer of roflbank

[Uzi]

5% APR compounded monthly. thats like.. eh.. a 5.75% yield yearly.. something like that..

done and done.

I'll send the necessary forms in the morning.
Thanks for being a customer of roflbank

I'm illiterate so I'll have to sign with an x, okay?

[roflwaffle]

OK. I can deal with that.

roflbank does not discriminate.

[Uzi]

roflbank does not discriminate.

Except against those fancy city-folk with their fancy-talk.

[ajoesmith]

too funny guys!

keep it going as i also wouldnt mind knowing what or who is sandy wang and her/his offers????

[roflwaffle]

yea, we don't like their kind here.

However, it is close to the end of business hours for roflbank (way late), so you will have to try again during normal business hours.

Thank you for choosing roflbank.

[Uzi]

Thank you for choosing roflbank.

Mah pleshoor mister bank man sir.

[TurboFan]

and.. to be fair.. my investment strategy consists of the casino, ......

Not much different than wall st.....

[ajoesmith]

Uzi

the girl in your avatar is she..... waiting for something??? or.... what

[roflwaffle]

yes, she is waiting
for an octopus
http://www.repgeek.com/showthread.php?t=17468

[Uzi]

Uzi

the girl in your avatar is she..... waiting for something??? or.... what

She has a large peice of man-meat in her pet kitty.

[louisruby]

hey uzi upgrade to vip and get 2500GB per month as part of the deal! thats beeter interest than waffle...