Dear Posh,

You could not be more correct regarding your view of Crocs. No self - respecting man should be caught dead in a pair of Crocs. They are the ass - zit of the male wardrobe.

I'd also like to put on notice, all the douce - bags that wear their Bluetooth headsets while not on the phone. It doesn't make you look cool, you look like a douce bag. Take them off. You look like a douce bag.

R