Money For Nothing: Do we want too much?

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Oh, Waffle, harsh! We'll get a DISCOUNT if we send them there . . . And I can get nice things with that money saved!

True, a bit harsh.

You can get a bigger discount if you raise smart kids, and force them to get financial aid/scholarships/student loans.
... student loans sounds harsh.. but.. knowing they have something at stake.. well.. might motivate them not to... slack off.

I swear, out of all the people i know who dropped out, I swear 90% of them were 'mommy and daddy paid for 100% of my schooling, this is great, its like a vacation'...

or an even bigger discount if you raise 'stripper whatever daddy complex' kids as mentioned about... schoolings real cheap then



My $0.02 on oberlin... nice school... but... FFS, its in the middle of Lorain County Ohio..

what? havnt heard of it? well.. lets see... i think theres some cows..

hrm.. a bit too far west for the amish in ohio.. but.. um... maybe a gas station..


um.. very flat...

see where I'm going with this?